Road Construction Update 08/06/25

🚧 Road Construction Update 🚧

Trying to make it to the farm this week? Here’s your official road report—straight from the backroads of reality:

🟩 Green Roads: Smooth sailing! Take these routes and you’re golden. Like butter.

🟨 Yellow Roads: Manageable, but might shake loose that loose filling or rattle your suspension. Hope you’re on good terms with your chiropractor.

🟥 Red Roads: Just… no. Don’t do it. Not even for bacon.

🔁 Pro Tip: Set your GPS to Countyline Community Church first, then head to the farm from there. Otherwise, you’ll end up on the scenic tour of every gravel road this side of the state.

Drive safe, dodge the potholes, and we’ll see you at the farm! 🐄💚